minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

"Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off."
Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)
"Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will"
Unknown (via xasty)
"The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them."
― Ernest Hemingway (via psych-quotes)

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…